Hi Tumblr… how have you been?
I’m sorry I never write anymore.
I’m sorry I never post fun videos.
I’m sorry I forgot about you…
Love from SanFran? low. very low.
Please forgive me.
Things will be better this time.
Truly,
Clairese
This one is from Ray Kra-zy Love.
True Stories sweet love song style!
This is from Allison Fry-kin’ Awesome.
True stories fifties dance style!
There have been a lot of videos from friends that have been speaking to my life.
This one is from AJ Star-sista.
True stories country style!
Favorite Quotes of the Weekend:
“His beard is just so… inappropriate.” - me on Brian Wilson
“You can get on if people get off, but no one is getting off because I’m just too good looking. Wait for the next car” - our cable car driver to some grumpy tourists
“I don’t really believe this place was so inescapable. 1 year with spoons to get through the wall? It took ‘em 20 years with a hammer in Shaw Shank.” - Chris about Alcatraz
“Is he with you? Oh, he is? Because I was about to push him off.” - ticket collector on the cable car asking me about Chris
me: “why do you think they call this Time Square?” chris: “I dunno, because there’s a big clock, and Broadway leads up to it, and the dining hall is through the door under it and Time Square is where all the food is in New York.” me: “These gangsters were really obsessed with New York huh?” - us talking about the layout and nicknaming of Alcatraz
“I need a beer.” - sign guy was begging with
“Need money 4 weed.” - another sign a guy was begging with
Once upon a time my cousin came to visit…
Highlights and Hilarity!
The Run Down:
Lunch with Lizabear
Walk through Dolores Park to view the hipsters
Friday night Giants Game which included:
- hipster baseball fans
- hot dogs, coke, and garlic fries
- inappropriate sitings of soup in a bread bowl
- baseball pirates
- a for serious fight that involved cleared benches and punches
- The Beard… sporting orange shoes
- riding home on the subway and then getting lost
Waiting for the bus and hearing some kid on the corner sing Get Low while playing the washboard…
Flicking through Netflix and realizing they stink at categorization
Saturday lunch at Pier 39
Watching the Sea lions fight, show off and lay around
Cruising to Alcatraz which included:
- being cold
- we were on a boat
- the pretty awesome audio tour
- taking pictures of us pretending to be in jail
- almost blowing off the island
- Be super freaked out on D Block when the lady was slamming the door and locking people into the solitary cells…
Dinner with Gayathri and Byron (thanks again)
Crazy ice cream with G and B
Teaching each other about great shows The Office, 30 Rock, Arrested Development
Sunday BACON donuts at Dynamo Donuts yummmmmm
Brunch with the peeps: Chuck, Erica, Doug, Aaron, Jim
Tooled around Downtown which included:
- Classic Cable Car Ride (Powel-Hyde)
- Walked down that curvy Lombard street
- Walked up Lombard to Telegraph Hill
- Walked down the stairs
- Squished ourselves on the F car
- Dined at the In and Out
- Walked through the good part of town
- Saw street tap dancing
- Accidentally wandered into the Tenderloin… whoops
- Found the good part of town again
Picked up Goood Frickin Chicken on the way home
Drove across the Golden Gate Bridge in the dark
We pretty much did it all!!!
I pretty much spent 3 weekends redoing the bathroom.
Painting.
Hanging towel racks.
Accessorizing.
I find it to have been totally worth it.
My black hair gives me so much… CHARACTER.
I always loved Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins, but this nanny is the one that I read about, that I really adored. She was so real, spunky, and of course… magical.
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